Saturday, July 07, 2012

பைபிள் ஜோக்ஸ்

வேதாகம அடிப்படையிலான சில கடி ஜோக்குகள் இங்கே உங்களுக்காக . சிரிக்க மட்டும், சிந்திக்கவல்ல.
Bible based one-liner jokes. Just for fun. Not to be taken seriously.

Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?
A. Ruthless.

Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?
A.German Shepherds.

Q Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A.Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.

Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson. He brought the house down.

Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden ?
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.

Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A. The area around Jordan The banks were always overflowing.

Q. Who is the greatest baby-sitter mentioned in the Bible?
A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.

Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
A. Joshua, son of Nun.

Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark ?
A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.

Q. Did you know it's a sin for a woman to make coffee?
A. Yup, it's in the Bible. It says . . . "He-brews"

Q: Where was Solomon's temple located?
A: On the side of his head.

Q: Who was the shortest man in the Bible?
A: Some think it was Zacheus, some Nehemiah (Knee-high Miah,
    Others thinks it was Bildad the Shuhite (Shoe height), but in fact,
    It was Peter - he slept on his watch!

Q. Where is the first math homework problem mentioned in the Bible?
A. When God told Adam and Eve to go forth and multiply.

Q: Why did Moses cross the red sea?
A: To get to the other side

Q: What man is known for having killed 1/4 of the world's population
   in one day?
A: Cain when he killed Abel.

Q: How long did Cain hate his brother
A: As long as he was able (Abel)

Q: In what place in the world did the cock crow when all the world
heard him?
A: On Noah's ark

Q: At what time of the day was Adam created?
A: A little before Eve.

Q: If Moses were alive today, why would he be considered a remarkable man?
A: Because he would be several thousand years old.

Q: Where is medicine first mentioned in the Bible?
A: When God gave Moses two tablets.

Q: Why was job always cold in bed?
A: Because he had such a miserable comforters

Q: If Methuselah was the oldest man in the Bible (969 years old), why
did he die before his father?
A: His father is Enoch.  Enoch never died, God took him.

Q.   When was meat first mentioned in the Bible?
A.   When Noah took Ham into the ark.
Q. If Eve was Chinese, sin would have not happened.Why?
A. She would have ate the snake, not the apple.

Proverbs 17:22 A merry heart does good, like medicine
நீதிமொழிகள் 17:22 மனமகிழ்ச்சி நல்ல ஒளஷதம்


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